lazy mort. NO ASSISTANCE
AS A SERVICE. VERY LITTLE HOPE.
EXCELLENT POSTURE.

mort.

EXPECT
LESS.

Mort lies flat, spectacularly unimpressed.

emotionally unavailable.

GOT A QUESTIONABLE IDEA?

Big plans?
Small chance.

MORT HAS CONSIDERED IT.

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BIG DREAMS. LOW EXPECTATIONS.“a resounding no.”100% UNENTHUSIASTIC

NO ACCOUNTS. NO GOOD ADVICE.

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